Potent Quotables

The best in soft-core screenwriting, updated nightly.
Apr 27
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“ Agent Richardson: You’re never going to get away with this, you fiend!
Largo: Oh, yeah? That’s what they said when we fixed the election in Florida.
— Girl With Sex-Ray Eyes
Feb 14
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“ Rose: I was walking around thinking…
Jenny: Hm. Good for you. I never have time to think.
— Kinky Sex Club
Feb 09
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“ This is a BUNCH of SHIT!!!!
— Forbidden Passions
Feb 07
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“ Doctor: That’s probably not the best reason to get augmentation procedure.
Abby: Well, in your professional opinion, what do you think?
(Doctor fondles Abby’s breasts.)
Doctor: Well, I think they’re quite spectacular.
— Behind Bedroom Doors
Jan 31
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“ Busty Cop #1: Well, I’m not makin’ another move until I consult the Dolly Lammy.
Busty Cop #2: Thank god for the Dolly Lammy.
(They walk to a corral. We see a LLAMA.)
Llama: Well, hello there sweet tits!
— Busty Cops
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“ Larry: You know what they say … behind every good love doctor, there’s a great engineer.
Maggie: I like having you behind me.
Larry: So do I.
Maggie: Well, maybe you should be behind me more often.
— Hollywood Sexcapades: Let’s Play Doctor
Jan 30
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What a great day! The kind of day that makes you want to go out and pick up some guy in a cafe and fuck him on your lunch break!

(Beat)

Oh, wait. I already did that.
— The Erotic Traveler
Jan 29
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“ Ironic, isn’t it? A relationship counselor. All those years giving advice about love and sex … I guess I spent so much time thinking about it, I’ve forgotten to feel.
— Passion Cove 7: Forbidden Fruit
Jan 28
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“ Lawyer: Camilla has hired Nicole Kidman’s divorce lawyer. THIS is gonna be WAR!
— Hotel Erotica 4: Up All Night
Jan 27
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“ He has a security camera. That’s how he knew it was me who had sex with his chair.
— Coed Confidential: Butt Naked