Potent Quotables

The best in soft-core screenwriting, updated nightly.
Jan 25
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Ben: You sexy, but innocent. You have the perfect breast. Just the right shape. And a small waist that men imagine wrapping their hands around.

Sandrine: Is that the writer talking?

Ben: No, it’s the man.
— Best Sex Ever: Boy Toy
Jan 24
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“ I want you to go find the Golden Mango of Tantu. The Mango is an artifact that holds great sexual power. It was given to slave traders by a gay witch doctor from Timbuktu.
— Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade
Jan 23
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“ I need you to find out any dirt you can on those goddamn busty cops! They’ve been making my life a living hell … they poisoned my cat … they put a damn chocolate nutty bar in my swimming pool.
— Busty Cops 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts