Potent Quotables

"Agent Richardson: You’re never going to get away with this, you fiend!Largo: Oh, yeah?..."

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:01:00 -0400

“Agent Richardson: You’re never going to get away with this, you fiend!
Largo: Oh, yeah? That’s what they said when we fixed the election in Florida.”

- Girl With Sex-Ray Eyes

"Rose: I was walking around thinking…Jenny: Hm. Good for you. I never have time to think."

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:51:13 -0500

“Rose: I was walking around thinking…
Jenny: Hm. Good for you. I never have time to think.”

- Kinky Sex Club

"This is a BUNCH of SHIT!!!!"

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 05:08:13 -0500

“This is a BUNCH of SHIT!!!!”

- Forbidden Passions

"Doctor: That’s probably not the best reason to get augmentation procedure.Abby: Well, in your..."

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:12:58 -0500

“Doctor: That’s probably not the best reason to get augmentation procedure.
Abby: Well, in your professional opinion, what do you think?
(Doctor fondles Abby’s breasts.)
Doctor: Well, I think they’re quite spectacular.”

- Behind Bedroom Doors

"Busty Cop #1: Well, I’m not makin’ another move until I consult the Dolly Lammy.Busty..."

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:44:52 -0500

“Busty Cop #1: Well, I’m not makin’ another move until I consult the Dolly Lammy.
Busty Cop #2: Thank god for the Dolly Lammy.
(They walk to a corral. We see a LLAMA.)
Llama: Well, hello there sweet tits!”

- Busty Cops

"Larry: You know what they say … behind every good love doctor, there’s a great engineer...."

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:49:57 -0500

“Larry: You know what they say … behind every good love doctor, there’s a great engineer.
Maggie: I like having you behind me.
Larry: So do I.
Maggie: Well, maybe you should be behind me more often.”

- Hollywood Sexcapades: Let’s Play Doctor

"What a great day! The kind of day that makes you want to go out and pick up some guy in a cafe and..."

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:29:00 -0500

“

What a great day! The kind of day that makes you want to go out and pick up some guy in a cafe and fuck him on your lunch break!

(Beat)

Oh, wait. I already did that.

”

- The Erotic Traveler

"Ironic, isn’t it? A relationship counselor. All those years giving advice about love and sex..."

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:35:32 -0500

“Ironic, isn’t it? A relationship counselor. All those years giving advice about love and sex … I guess I spent so much time thinking about it, I’ve forgotten to feel.”

- Passion Cove 7: Forbidden Fruit

"Lawyer: Camilla has hired Nicole Kidman’s divorce lawyer. THIS is gonna be WAR!"

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:42:01 -0500

“Lawyer: Camilla has hired Nicole Kidman’s divorce lawyer. THIS is gonna be WAR!”

- Hotel Erotica 4: Up All Night

"He has a security camera. That’s how he knew it was me who had sex with his chair."

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:35:25 -0500

“He has a security camera. That’s how he knew it was me who had sex with his chair.”

- Coed Confidential: Butt Naked

"Ben: You sexy, but innocent. You have the perfect breast. Just the right shape. And a small waist..."

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:31:00 -0500

“

Ben: You sexy, but innocent. You have the perfect breast. Just the right shape. And a small waist that men imagine wrapping their hands around.

Sandrine: Is that the writer talking?

Ben: No, it’s the man.

”

- Best Sex Ever: Boy Toy

"I want you to go find the Golden Mango of Tantu. The Mango is an artifact that holds great sexual..."

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:31:00 -0500

“I want you to go find the Golden Mango of Tantu. The Mango is an artifact that holds great sexual power. It was given to slave traders by a gay witch doctor from Timbuktu.”

- Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade

"I need you to find out any dirt you can on those goddamn busty cops! They’ve been making my..."

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:06:00 -0500

“I need you to find out any dirt you can on those goddamn busty cops! They’ve been making my life a living hell … they poisoned my cat … they put a damn chocolate nutty bar in my swimming pool.”

- Busty Cops 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts